Pillsbury Dough Boy

By lianbl88

The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.

Ingredients

• Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
• to of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
• Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded.
• Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.

Details

Preparation time 5mins
Cooking time 20mins
Adapted from graveinfo.net

Preparation

Step 1

The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

If this made you smile for even a brief second, please rise to the occasion and take the time to pass it on with someone who may be having a crumby day and kneads a lift.